I’m too pretty for you treating me like an option the fuck wrong w you
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Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like, can’t we all just get along and take a selfie together with the iPhone’s superior camera?
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i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car
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